DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME I KILLED BIN LADEN - The Navy Seals couldn't have done it without me!
CHEERLEADER-IN-CHIEF - Watching football on TV, he chokes on a pretzel, faints and busts his face. This was the charismatic 'leader' who pissed off the world with his 'War On Terror.' Only in America.
SETTLING DIFFERENCES -
"ARE YOU READY..." - "...for some liberals?!?!"
Clinton Foundation received up to $100,000 from corrupt FIFA -